Minerva's
Summer Romance
Yes, even the strictest-appearing of teachers
can have a wildly-romantic summer romance. Don't believe me? Then read
on! This takes place before Harry Potter attended school at Hogwarts.
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Don't read
these last two unless you have finished all seven books!
There are spoilers!
NEW!!!
Charlie Weasley - Who
Talks to Dragons
The one Weasley we hardly know anything about
is Charlie, the brother who works with dragons in Romania. So, here's a
glimpse into his life and what he did during the Battle for Hogwarts.
Harry
Potter and the Morning After
my closing chapter to the final book -
J. K. Rowling didn't even give us a memorial service for those who
died...! I have just made major
revisions and added some things that should have been there before.
Okay - I'm never going to write them, but
here's some tie-in's from other movies and book series:
Hogwarts does
need dancing instructors,
and who better than Gomez and Morticia Addams ... !
And speaking of
the Addams family: an American exchange student enters Slythren
House and bests Draco at pretty much everything - Wednesday
Addams, of course.
A wizard recently retired from
Her Majesty's Service takes over running the Order of the Phoenix. You know him as Bond
- James Bond. His warehouse of enchanted muggle artifacts cements a lasting friendship between himself and Mr. Weasley.
Bond will charm Mrs. Weasley into letting Mr. Weasley accompany him on
top secret missions ...
We discover there
was a student back in 1963 who was so bad at
Transfigurations that he was unable to change himself
back into human form - he'd turned himself into a Volkswagon Bug during his O.W.L.S. exams ...
I don't remember
his last name, but his first name was ... daah! ... Herbie. Not
to be one who wallow sin self-pity, the boy goes on to have a long and
successful career in auto racing.
We discover Dumbledore
once secretly owned an enchanted muggle artifact he raced
during the summer holiday - an automobile affectionately
called 'Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang'. Can't you just see that
hair and beard flowing in the wind...?
Mary Poppins is
actually a witch who's allergic to broom handle varnish and is constantly being fined for owning an
enchanted muggle artifact - an umbrella. She is hired to
be the new Slytherin Head of House while also teaching the Social Arts... I'd like to see
her take over Slytherin and teach them
a few manners...
It is discovered that Bert the chimneysweep
(who currently works at the school) is a Sqwib ...
Okay, so you
don't want Mary Poppins to take over Slytherin, and after going to the
movies today I agree... I'd much rather see Nanny MacPhee take those
little brats on ... and what that woman would do with Draco and Lucious
Malfoy ...
An American nun
visiting Britain witnesses a murder committed by Death-Eaters.
To protect her, she'd hidden at the school. After hearing the students
sing the school song (as sung in the beginning of Book One), she begs to
be allowed to start a choir.
(Her name, you ask? Sister Mary Clarence from the "Sister
Act" movies.)
Concerts will include such 60's and 70's
hits as "Love Potion #9", "I've Put a
Spell on You" and "Witchy Woman". Remus Lupin
will be identified as the love interest in "Leader of the Pack".
We discover the
Forbidden Forest is actually the Hundred Acre Woods, and Christopher Robin
has grown from playing with enchanted stuffed animals to collecting truly
monstrous pets ... And, he's currently teaching Care of Magical
Creatures ...
The Sanderson
Sisters ('Hocus Pocus') take on the dual roles of Potion
Mistresses and Choir Leaders ...
How about a
student exchange program between Hogwart's and 'Sky High'...?
